“And for Easter, Kehdrin, we take the house chicken for a walk to hunt for greens and bugs!”
This is Papa Bird, with Monster Hands, taking our house chicken for a walk in the yard on a leash.
Yes, the chicken is still living in the house. She’s cool with it. She’s got company there.
Yes, she is again wearing the chicken diaper. She’s in the yard and we could use the nitrogen, but she also likes to climb on people’s legs.
Without a diaper, that story ends poorly.
“You’ve put me in the car. Why would you do that to me?”
Posted in Monster Hands, People, Uncategorized
Monster Hands thinks making faces is fun. Trying to sit up without assistance is fun. Kicking is fun. Being carried in loops around the diningroom is fun. This is all especially fun in the middle of the night.
You know what else is fun? SLEEPING! I know, let’s *try* it, so we can have an informed discussion based on common experience.
Posted in House and grounds, Monster Hands, People, Places
Guess whose lengthily-gestated, five week old micro-baby has actually outgrown one premie outfit!
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A few months ago, our backyard chicken coop was raided by what we think was a weasel. It had apparently gotten in through a small slit in the chicken wire that otherwise completely covered the top of the coop. All members of our dear flock met a gruesome end, except the appropriately named “Emo.” She we found in the morning, wandering the yard in a daze. To keep her safe until we could rebuild the regular coop, we constructed a temporary coop in the back stairwell and made her into an indoor chicken. She talks to us when we go up and down with the laundry.
You may be interested to know that she is now in the dining room, scaring the cats, thanks to a custom-mase chicken diaper.
I guess if you’re going to keep a chicken indoors, you might as well go in for a penny in for a pound.
It appears that we can capture the police in glass cups as a means to end tyranny. True?
(This flier was pasted to a telephone pole near our doctor’s office.)
Posted in Around town, Places
Yesterday, at 3:31 am, while attempting to heat a cup of water in the dark as I soothed a crying infant, I managed to enable the child lock feature on my beloved microwave and render it completely inoperable. I didn’t even know there was such a thing. This was easily fixed, but not until the following morning when I could actually look up the unlock procedure. No hot water for me until then.
Today, I got up to feed Monster Hands at 2 am and spent a good hour afterward walking in circles through the house, holding her at just the angle she required, until she finally started falling asleep at 3:25. At 3:31, before I could safely put the baby down, the microwave began beeping frantically.
Apparently, when I child locked the microwave 24 hours ago, I also set a “reminder” to commemorate the occasion on its 24 hour anniversary.
Posted in House and grounds, Monster Hands