Monthly Archives: April 2013

Blackmail

Willow! I know this flies in the face of feline reason, which tells us that the Old Cat is the Boss of Everything and should therefore overrule natural laws, but if you walk under the operating baby swing, it WILL hit you. Hey! No, really!

There, see?

Ah. Wet food is the cure for baby swing insults and injuries, is it? (Sigh.)

Okay, you win.

Talk to your child

Having been informed recently that it is important to talk to your child, regardless of what exactly you say, Papa Bird has now spent a fair amount of time reading to Monster Hands from Adam Smith’s Theory of Moral Sentiment.

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Slavering beastie

I looked away for a moment to see something on the computer, and when I turned back my infant had been replaced with a devilish, slavering beast.

slaveringbeast

Wisdom on a wall

This graffiti was scrawled across the wall of a gentleman’s club down the street. I’d love to know the back story.

graffitiwisdom

Trauma at two months

Monster Hands and I survived the initial trauma of her two month shots this morning. The injection technician was great.

The initial, tragic, infant wail brought an additional nurse to the scene, who reassured Monster Hands that she was very a good little person and would never remember this. Then they gave her a sticker.

We walked home in silence, with her shocked little face buried against my shoulder.

So SAD.

Willow helps himself

We have an old cat, named Willow. He is crotchety, snaggletoothed, loud as anything when displeased, and very clever.

Best cat ever.

This old can just calmly walked across my lap, narrowly avoiding the sleeping baby, and returned carrying the bone from the pork chop I’d just eaten. He did it in such a casual way that I almost didn’t notice.

Well played. Almost had to let you win that one.

Emo earns her keep

I spilled some trail mix while feeding Monster Hands and couldn’t pick it up. Fortunately, there was a chicken in the house who came to the rescue. And then tried to roost on my lap, with the baby. That last part needs work.

Family resemblance

Monster Hands is old enough now that we can begin to guess which relative she most resembles. The following pairs of photos offer opportunities for comparison:

Babypapa

 

 

 

 

 

Papa                                   Monster Hands

Babymama

 

 

 

 

 

Mama                                 Monster Hands

Babyauntie

 

 

 

 

 

Auntie Music                    Monster Hands

babygrandpa

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grandpa Vehicle               Monster Hands

Babypodling

 

 

 

 

 

Podling                              Monster Hands

Okay, so podlings aren’t genetic relatives, but they are Muppets and this is a very Muppety household.

To whom do YOU think she bears the strongest resemblance?

Solar cat trap

Sunbeam: Solar powered cat trap.
Heating pad: Electrically powered cat trap.

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Strange vandalism

Someone wrote “I want ur deck,” (or was it “duck”?) in green window marker, on the passenger window of our old station wagon.

The car was parked on the street near our house. We have neither any sort of deck on the house, nor a tape deck in the car, nor a duck.