Today, 2:45 pm. In which Anne and Kehdrin gain two valuable pieces of information about the world while on a walk, although only one of them is awake. Fortunately.
One:
The bodega near our house sells actual MREs, with a military seal and everything. We did not partake.
Two:
Sometimes drunk people are friendly, and sometimes they are so drunk that they don’t realize their only layer of pants is seriously malfunctioning. Sometimes drunk people with malfunctioning pants are very tall and suddenly list toward much shorter people, completely by accident, causing the much shorter people to become uncomfortably aware of the situation by virtue of reduced eye level.
Sometimes, it’s nice to come home.