A while back, I mentioned that someone had written “I want ur deck” on the window of our station wagon in a scrawl that was somewhat difficult to read. We don’t have a deck, so I was really puzzled.
At the time, various people suggested that the word might have been “duck.” We have poultry, after all. It now seems that the word might actually have been “dick.” We think this on account of the four foot long image of male genitalia we found spray painted on the hood of the same car this morning. There’s another one sprawled across two side windows of our van.
What the heck, vandals? Did we drive through a cloud of pheromones?