This is the evolving lexicon of Monster Hands, with etymology where applicable.
Cat /Kat/ (Noun.) 1. Kitty. 2. Giant dog. 1/19/2014.
Dap /Dap/ (All) 1. Word used in place of any other word. Examples: “I am dapping that cat right there.” “Dap is that dapping dap?” Can you give me that dap? I NEED that dap. That one there. The dapping one.” Late July 2016
Dap Office /DAP ah-fis (Noun.) 1. A place where there are many cats that are trying to get out, but people just block them. 1/9/2016
Dap Store /DAP stor/ (Noun.) 1. A store that is way bigger than you are, and it’s just your age, and it is full of cats that are trying to get out, but people just block them. Do you why they do that? Because there’s going to be a big drought and the cats want to come out and be in the way of it, because they love droughts. But they will eventually come away because there will be fireworks when it it’s night time next. 1/9/2016
Dog /DAH-gee/ or /DAHG-dahg/ 1. Dog. 2/2014. 2. Tyrannosaurus Rex. 4/2014.
Duck /Duk/ 1. Duck. 5/3/2014.
Kitty /KIT-tee/ or /kit’/ or /’tee/ (Noun.) 1. Kitty. 2. Small, furry animal, of approximately house cat size. 3. Gimmee! 11/2013.
Llama /LA-ma/ 1. Llama. 5/1/2014.
Mama /muh-muh/ or /mum-mum/ or /ma-ma/ (Noun.) 1. Mama. 2. Thing, likely food, that I want in my mouth. 8/2013.
Miao /MEE-aaah/ or /maai/ or /aaaoooou/ (Part of speech unknown.) This word is spoken to cats in cat language. No English speakers in the household are fluent in cat language. Definition unknown. 8/2013.
Moo /Mmmu/ 1. The sound you make to a cow. 2/2014. 2. The sound you make to a Tyrannosaurus Rex. 4/2014.
No /No/ 1. Expression one uses to express the sense that one did something wrong, which one might really wish to do again, and extreme distress at the idea that one might both be thought badly of for doing said thing and the idea that one might not be allowed to do said thing another time. 5/1/2014.
Woof /Wuff/ 1. The sound you make to a dog. 4/2014.
Yes /y’ssss/ 1. Thing one says to placate one’s mother when one wants the thing she is holding. 5/1/2014.
Yesterday /yesturdae/ 1. Some time prior to the current moment. 2015.