I looked away for a moment to see something on the computer, and when I turned back my infant had been replaced with a devilish, slavering beast.
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Wisdom on a wall
This graffiti was scrawled across the wall of a gentleman’s club down the street. I’d love to know the back story.
Posted in Around town, Places
Trauma at two months
Monster Hands and I survived the initial trauma of her two month shots this morning. The injection technician was great.
The initial, tragic, infant wail brought an additional nurse to the scene, who reassured Monster Hands that she was very a good little person and would never remember this. Then they gave her a sticker.
We walked home in silence, with her shocked little face buried against my shoulder.
So SAD.
Posted in Monster Hands, People
Willow helps himself
We have an old cat, named Willow. He is crotchety, snaggletoothed, loud as anything when displeased, and very clever.
Best cat ever.
This old can just calmly walked across my lap, narrowly avoiding the sleeping baby, and returned carrying the bone from the pork chop I’d just eaten. He did it in such a casual way that I almost didn’t notice.
Well played. Almost had to let you win that one.
Posted in Animals, Cats, House and grounds, Monster Hands, People, Pets, Places
Emo earns her keep
I spilled some trail mix while feeding Monster Hands and couldn’t pick it up. Fortunately, there was a chicken in the house who came to the rescue. And then tried to roost on my lap, with the baby. That last part needs work.
Posted in Animals, chickens, House and grounds, Monster Hands, People, Pets, Places
Family resemblance
Monster Hands is old enough now that we can begin to guess which relative she most resembles. The following pairs of photos offer opportunities for comparison:
Papa Monster Hands
Mama Monster Hands
Auntie Music Monster Hands
Grandpa Vehicle Monster Hands
Podling Monster Hands
Okay, so podlings aren’t genetic relatives, but they are Muppets and this is a very Muppety household.
To whom do YOU think she bears the strongest resemblance?
Posted in Monster Hands, People
Solar cat trap
Sunbeam: Solar powered cat trap.
Heating pad: Electrically powered cat trap.
Posted in Animals, Cats, House and grounds, Pets, Places
Strange vandalism
Someone wrote “I want ur deck,” (or was it “duck”?) in green window marker, on the passenger window of our old station wagon.
The car was parked on the street near our house. We have neither any sort of deck on the house, nor a tape deck in the car, nor a duck.
Posted in In the car, Places
Wisdom from Papa Bird
“And for Easter, Kehdrin, we take the house chicken for a walk to hunt for greens and bugs!”
This is Papa Bird, with Monster Hands, taking our house chicken for a walk in the yard on a leash.
Yes, the chicken is still living in the house. She’s cool with it. She’s got company there.
Yes, she is again wearing the chicken diaper. She’s in the yard and we could use the nitrogen, but she also likes to climb on people’s legs.
Without a diaper, that story ends poorly.
The Betrayal of Monster Hands
“You’ve put me in the car. Why would you do that to me?”
Posted in Monster Hands, People, Uncategorized