Feeling lonely? Take an infant to a festive dinner at a retirement community!
Overheard at table of retirees after we walked by with Kehdrin:
Woman: “I’m not going to have any more grand babies to bounce.”
Man: “Really? Why not?”
Woman: “The youngest one’s eleven.”
Man: “She doesn’t bounce?”
Woman: “No.”
(Two minutes later)
Woman: “I can bounce a grandchild on my knees and they’ll go right to sleep.”
Man: “The eleven year old?”
Woman: “What? No!”